Marlene Terry |
... The
expressions on her face are priceless and adorable because she's a LITTLE GIRL
after all. ... And the person responsible for the sneeze? A LITTLE BOY!
Funny how
we accept and forgive actions of children in our lives. But a mature grown woman? That's a whole different story.
The fact is
a few days ago I watched with horror as some similar expressions appeared on
the face of a customer.
OK. I'm
sure by now you've guessed that the perpetrator was yours truly, who, nearly
recovered and at the end of a bad cold, was suddenly beset on with one
of my famous coughing spells.
... You
know the kind. Everything is blissful and suddenly you feel it ... that little
tickle deep down in your throat.
The
pressure begins to grow and you try to act as if nothing is wrong. You press
your lips tightly together in order to suppress that nasty hack from
escaping. ... And then it happens ... KABOOM!
... In
addition, all that suppression churns up
remnants of whatever you had in your mouth at the time, which is also propelled outward.
... I want
you to know that I really was trying to hide out from everyone — especially
customers.
But those who needing help and not wanting to stand in the long lines at customer service, will happily search out any employee who doesn't seem to be busy, no matter what. ... Even if that employee is standing at a closet, door open with her head inside and her back toward the crowd, gyrating in time to a violent coughing, sneezing, gagging, attack.
But those who needing help and not wanting to stand in the long lines at customer service, will happily search out any employee who doesn't seem to be busy, no matter what. ... Even if that employee is standing at a closet, door open with her head inside and her back toward the crowd, gyrating in time to a violent coughing, sneezing, gagging, attack.
"Excuse
me," a deep male voice said from behind me.
"Hack, gag, hack," I responded.
"I need help to order a special foot for my wife's sewing machine," he continued, completely oblivious to my state of being . "You guys really need to keep a bigger selection on hand."
"Hack, gag, hack," I responded.
"I need help to order a special foot for my wife's sewing machine," he continued, completely oblivious to my state of being . "You guys really need to keep a bigger selection on hand."
Luckily the
urge to cough out my guts, seemed to subside for a moment.
I took a
deep breath and turned around — tears and other stuff, I'm embarrassed to say, running amuck down my
face.
... Thank goodness I still had part of a tissue that had survived the attack.
... Thank goodness I still had part of a tissue that had survived the attack.
"Try the closet," he said chuckling. "That's where I found her."
That's
when it happened. ... that little tickle, deep down in
my throat.
... And I almost made it too.
... And I almost made it too.
Keeping my lips pressed tightly
together, I finished up the transaction as I listened to the customer's continuing suggestions on how we should run the store.
.... And just as I was about to thank him for the sale ... KABOOM!
.... And just as I was about to thank him for the sale ... KABOOM!
... Needless to say I
returned to the closet.
... And the customer?
... And the customer?
... He left
the store ... not completely satisfied, but for sure ... completely saturated!
♦ Hope
you'll let me share YOUR stories and photos here at my residence "In a
Nutshell." Email me at nutshellstories@gmail.com.
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